Text from a friend (received 2.55AM): "You wanna know what's funny? I am a happy married person, but why am I always feel lonely every time I close my eyes at night?"
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Me (an hour later): "And why are you texted me this, and did you notice what time is it now?"
Friend (4.05): "I knew you feel the same way"
Me (4.07): "@#$& you!!!"
*Absurd conversation two days ago*